Move over Mary-Kate and Ashley

Presenting, for the neo-Nazi paedophile in your life who has everything - Lamb and Lynx: Prussian Blue.

Just when I thought the world couldn't get any sicker, Louis Theroux pops on my telly with with these prejudiced pre-teen pop princesses (ha! How is that for alliteration?), and I felt I should share.

Lamb and Lynx are serperatists - racist white people who want to live in all-white communities and ban inter-marriage and leave the human race (I may have added that last bit myself). This is crazy talk, of course, for many reasons. How would they get decent curry? They'll all get webbed fingers and small chins and go mad and not make those really attractive half-brown people anymore and then forget how to live like real human beings.

Anyway, it appears my rage is echoed.

They're tone deaf and spout the same kind of bullshit that you can hear from every cross-eyed fool around the country, but they're young and blonde, so you never know, they could be hitting the charts any year now.

They also play a charming computer game called "Ethinic Cleansing", which apparently does what it says on the tin. Unfortunately, I can't find a demo of the game on the net, which leads me to think that maybe this game's worse than hate-filled... maybe it's crap. Any kids reading, tell mummy you want this for your birthday. Then send it to me. Ahahahaha.

If you're a total cocksucker, you may enjoy Resistance Radio or Countercultermusic.com.